Tales from the Warriors Hall

Episode 25 - The One with TO Dan of Fabian Fame

Our Guest on this Podcast is Dan Haslem, the TO of the Fabian Offensive Tournament that the Trolls will be attending shortly, Dan perseveres amidst the Trollish Babble* and crudity to perform the Draw for the Tournament on the Podcast and He joins us to discuss the Reasons for running the Tournament in the first place and his philosophy behind the way he runs the event to cater for players of all types.
In amongst this we also interweave the conversation with History Lessons and talk of Mead, Duff Beer, COWS and Truck Nuts 
* Please Note that due to the fragmentary record keeping of the Pannithor College of Geneology it is not certain that Baron Hetronburg and Gnaeus Sallustis are , in fact, related** and this is merely supposition on behalf of the BeerTroll.
** Although the Barons Imposter might be

Episode 24 - A Cozy chat with the ZombieMeister

The Trolls pull up a seat to the Hearth of the Warriors hall and enjoy a chat with their fellow TO and good Friend Andy Hawley, the mastermind behind the successful TT Tournaments in Sheffield.
Topics wander a bit but include Zombies, Goblins and Beer.
Enjoy the ramblings as we discuss Tournaments, Dice, rankings and Narrative Campaigns along with several other ground breaking ideas  :)
 

Episode 23 - The Chaffmaster

The Trolls are joined by the irrepressible Chaffmaster - Ian Sturgess - one of the great characters of the UK KoW scene, listen as we discuss Steak and Pasta, Frog Farts and the dreaded Blackjack :)
 
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Episode 22 - Apres Masters

 
A shortie, in which the Trolls, recently recovered from running the UK Masters Tournament, discuss the event ( thankfully thats it now, you won't have to put up with the Trolls banging on about it much anymore)
The Trolls waffle this week includes upcoming Tournaments, Other peoples Blogs, an History lesson about the second Punic War and Bananas 
As Promised
The Blog about Dan - Andys Blog
The Masters Maps - Bobs lovely MapPack
Masters Live Streams- Day 1 - Day 2

Episode 21 - New Scenarios,Terrain, Tournaments and Espana.

A Brave attempt by the Trolls to produce an episode to share their experiences and opinions on the five new scenarios from the new Clash of Kings 25 update.
Try to follow as they branch out tangetially into other, albeit scenario related, Trollish waffle touching on other subjects such as :- 
Scenery
Scenery placement
Tournaments
Tournaments Scoring Systems
Tournaments in Spain and the lack of UK players therein :)
For those of you that didn't watch the UK Masters List review, go HERE and watch it immediately !

Episode 20 - Hogmanay 24

The Trolls look Back at 2024 as the Year drags itself gagging and choking to expire on the Cusp of midnight.*
there is much speculation about what is to come as the Trolls dig up the Ghost of the Past of Kow for 24 , much mirth as they cast aspersions about the Spirit of the Present of KoW in 24 and a Cathartic release ( I told you I would remember the damn word !!) about the Future of KoW in 25.
Join the Trolls for this special Year end episode that drags up all the deepest Trollishness ready for a fresh start in the New Year
 
*Spoiler - it doesn't Survive the night :)

Episode 19 - Masters , Bad Maths, Pigs, Micro-arboriculture and Command Dice !

The Trolls discuss the upcoming Master Tournament , demonstrate their execrable Mathematics skills and love of Pigs.
Tales of the Weekend of Gaming, highs and Lows (mostly Lows) of fighting halflings. Beertrolls complete lack of fashion credibility and his encroaching Tree Blindness.
Oh and we discuss our first dabble into Command Dice, just to keep the Podcast on track
 
Click on the Link to Discover how the Masters Rankings are actually Calculated, rather than relying on what the Trolls told you LOL
KowMasters Score Calculations 
 
Get your authentic Mantic Command Dice from here and help clear some warehouse Space at Mantic HQ*
Mantic Command Dice
 
 
*allegedly

Episode 18 - Of Warriors , Woe and Ovaltine

The Trolls chat about Tournaments, Armies, and events from the past couple of weeks and look forwards to the coming New Year in true Troll Style, by Waffling on about it.*
*Does contain references to Alcohol, Rude Language and Wargamers

Episode 17 - CoK, Roses and Ghoulies

In which the lamentably Sober Trolls discuss their new Clash of Kings Book, Command Dice , and a Couple of Tournaments they went to recently in a nice short, concise and non ranty way. Don't get used to it , normal service threatens to return.
They also mention the upcoming Cold up North Tournament
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Episode 16 - Warriors Waffle Part Deux

Another Waffle from the Gin Powered Trolls at the Warriors hall, We discuss Clash of Kings , Scenery , Tournaments, Dice and a host of other stuff
Links to stuff waffled about
https://www.bleufish.uk/ - Bobs Blog
https://baronofdice.com/en-gb/collections/official-kings-of-war-collection -KoW Dice